Day 173 Project 365

Shoe Panic…

I am starting to wonder if I am repeating myself here! Did I say the thing I used to have about one shoe?

Well if I did I'm sorry and obviously losing my mind! If I didn’t I will tell you now! Maybe with a bit of luck if I did tell you, you would have forgotten by now and I come out ok either way! :~)

Ok so….

I used to have this thing if I saw one shoe one the side of the road… it would drive me mad! I mean totally crazy! I would think about how that shoe got there???? If it was a child’s shoe I could get over that pretty quick… I could just see some kid in the back seat window rolled down, not too much but just enough to launch a shoe from the car!

But…

Many times I would see a shoe I could not as hard as I might try… imagine hoe it ended up on the side of the road/highway… my mind boggled!

Work shoes… yeah ok! I can get someone changing from their work shoes and leaving them on top of the car… no problem!

But the thing that killed me was the odd fancy shoe! Or maybe one runner? How does that happen!?????? Really! I want to know! Or I did anyway….

Finally I came to the conclusion that a one legged person bought a pair of shoes (which annoyed me for a long time too… why would a person with one leg be forced to buy 2 shoes?) anyway I figured after they bought the pair they would be driving down the road and would, with force, anger and vengeance… throw the shoe they were not going to use out the window! Well that’s what I would do!

Anyway it’s ok I'm not being mean about a person with one leg… I actually knew a person with one leg… I didn’t know him too well but I do remember being at a party one night and he was there and my friend had to show him the bathroom… he was trying to use the kitchen! But that’s another story! :~P

Anyway my shoe panic is pretty much over now! I don’t care when I see a lonely shoe on the side of the road…. But if I see one in the middle of the road… well

What can I say!

And as far as shoes over telephone/electric lines… well now that’s just total insanity isn’t it?!